Blockchain Song to the Tune of “Chain Gang” by Sam Cooke

For all the crypto fans out there, especially those of you (us) who got in late or haven’t quite figured out a winning trading strategy, I wrote this “Blockchain Song.”  (WARNING: Contains graphic reminders of painful losses and DIVA.)

Blockchain Song Sung to the tune of the Sam Cooke song “Chain Gang”

I hear someone’ sayin’

(Bit-coin)
(Lite-coin)
(Rip-ple)
(Eth-er)

Well don’t you know,
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block cha-a-ain
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block chain

All day long they’re tradin’

(IO-TA)
(Ne-o)
(Moner-o)
(IC-O)

Well don’t you know,
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block cha-a-ain
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block chain

All day long the prices change
Till the trend is goin’ down
Working on their strategies, the cryptos are
crashing and wearing a frown
You hear them moanin’ their profits away
Then you hear somebody sa-ay

That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block cha-a-ain
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block chain

Can’t ya hear them mining, mm
They goin’ to the moon, one of these days
I’m gonna’ hodl, get my lambo
That I love so dear
But meanwhile I’ve got to trade right here

That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block cha-a-ain
That’s the sound of the coins trading on the block chain

All day long they’re tradin’, mm
my my my my my, my my
My money’s all gone, Give me airdrops
My FOMO, my wallet’s so rekt

 

 

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