About PtC

Pete the Cooler

Pete the Cooler (PtC) has special abilities to generate Devastating Asset Declines (DeAD) and Asset Event Destruction (AssED), which erases value in investments of all type.

I have a remarkable ability to buy shares in companies only to watch the share price deteriorate. In other words, I splash cold water on everything around me!

PtC comes from a long-line of powerful Coolers, starting with my great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandfather Piet van der Coolen who destroyed the Tulip bulb market in 1637. (Stay tuned as I introduce you to many of them over the coming months.)

While it will be an uphill battle, PtC strives to become a better, smarter investor. But until that time comes, I’d like you to benefit from my bad fortune which is why I’m offering a unique investment hedge service, in addition to my witty satire, of course (comedy is something else I seem to destroy.)

Pete the Cooler (PtC)

Founder & CEO (Cooling Everything Officer)

Pete the Cooler - Corporate Satire - CEO Cooling Everything Officer


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