Pete the Cooler
Pete the Cooler (PtC) has special abilities to generate Devastating Asset Declines (DeAD) and Asset Event Destruction (AssED), which erases value in investments of all type.
I have a remarkable ability to buy shares in companies only to watch the share price deteriorate. In other words, I splash cold water on everything around me!
PtC comes from a long-line of powerful Coolers, starting with my great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandfather Piet van der Coolen who destroyed the Tulip bulb market in 1637. (Stay tuned as I introduce you to many of them over the coming months.)
While it will be an uphill battle, PtC strives to become a better, smarter investor. But until that time comes, I’d like you to benefit from my bad fortune which is why I’m offering a unique investment hedge service, in addition to my witty satire, of course (comedy is something else I seem to destroy.)
Pete the Cooler (PtC)
Founder & CEO (Cooling Everything Officer)
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